The Accidental Vampire

The Accidental Vampire

FATE GAVE HER FANGS...
Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black's been catching her z's in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic. She knows there's more to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can't very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she'd meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman - dead or alive.

HE'LL SHOW HER HOW TO USE THEM...
Rich, powerful, and drop—dead gorgeous, Victor's the perfect man for a novice neck—biter like Elvi. He's willing to teach her everything he knows, but he'll have to do it fast. Someone's out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe - and satisfied - for all eternity.

Title:The Accidental Vampire
Edition Language:English
ISBN:9780061229688
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    The Accidental Vampire Reviews

  • Jilly

    These books are pure cheesy vamp romance with a big helping of smut on the side. And, this one had a lot of stupid people that were entertaining as can be.We have Elvi (NOT the plural of Elvis, as I t...

  • Jessica

    Oh boy, oh boy. My first real paranormal romance -- not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest-to-goodness real-live romance novel. I read it on the way to Chicago.Ah, the ...

  • CC

    This was so bad. It had a lot of potential, but it fulfilled none of it. Stupidest heroine of the series. I feel sorry for the hero. I am giving 2 stars because I listened on audio and figure reading ...

  • Buggy

    Opening Line:" It was a high-pitched scream that woke Elvi." THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters. It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, ...

  • Ivana Azap Feje?

    We have Elvi (NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought. That would be Elvii.), who has been a female vampire for 5 years. Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed t...

  • Thomas

    I'm not normally specifically a romance fan, but this series holds a special place for me and this is my favorite book and it. I will not, however, pretend to like the most common cover design for thi...

  • Erin

    I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.The main character 'Elvi' (real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she's a vampire now, and thats ...

  • Christel

    Was okay, funny but not really what I expected but it was a good read. Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire. But the Birthday Bite was ...

  • Shelby

    4.5 StarsI find it interesting how much this series parallels a more traditional boy meets girl, falls in love, trope than most of the paranormal romance series' do. The fact that the characters are v...

  • Dianne

    4.5 StarsLynsay Sands has one of the easiest to understand explanations of Vampirism or as the Argeneau's prefer, Immortals. Technology is a very cool thing to base your plotline on! I love it, and I ...